12/19/03: "I told a guy, "Kids. Today the way they dress, you can't tell boys from girls. Why, look at that kid over there. What's that? A boy or
a girl?" He said, "That's a boy, that's my son." I said, "Sure, you knew, you're his father." He said, "I'm not his father, I'm his
01/10/04: "With my wife I don't get no respect. I had a fight with the dog. My wife said the dog was right. And she told me this right in front of
the dog! Now the dog has no respect. My wife throws the ball. He waits for me to bring it back. "
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