WWE: 9/23 Feud-o-Meter: Mallory's Quick and Dirty Look at this week's Smackdown feuds

The Zen Goddess is off this week for Yom Kippur and has entrusted me with the handsome, leather-bound Book of Feuds. So let's open it up and take a look at the feuds that are simmering in the Land of Smackdown this week.

This week marked the fifth anniversary of Smackdown. "A milestone in sports entertainment," according to WWE. They even brought back some old favorites (through the magic of videotape) to share their favorite Smackdown memories. All Hallmark Moments, to be sure.

Before we get to the fussin' and feudin', I want to mention the new real-life duo on Smackdown. Charlie Haas and Miss Jackie (not to be confused with the former Cruiserweight Champion) announced their engagement this week. Much happiness to them as they travel up and down the road of life together.

Okay, on to the feuds.