posted on Nov, 28 2003 @ 10:19 PM
I know alien would never use this one, and I apologize for it seeing the light of day here.
Silver-tongued Maori male sees stunning tanned blonde on the beach ahead and approaches.
"You are so brown, you look like you have some Maori in you," says he.
"No," says she.
"Oh," says he. "Do you want some?"
[Edited on 28-11-2003 by MaskedAvatar]