Originally posted by Springer
Buckle up slick....
GHWB Jr. (George Herbert Walker Bush Jr.) has NOT allowed the 12 -13% UNEMPLOYMENT Gore would have allowed via INACTION (Jimmy Carter ring any bells
Additionally, he HAS SASAVED the military from the TOTAL stripping Slick Willy gave it all the whiloe selling us OUT to the Chinese for MONEY...
GHWB Jr. INHERITED the mess of a Narcissistic FREAK and has done an ADMIRABLE JOB of putting the pieces BACK TOGETHER AGAIN...
DO NOT attempt to extol the absolutely NON EXISTANT VIRTUES of William Jefferson Clinton the FREAK! HOW many times have YOU called FOUL for US
bringing IT/HIM UP?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!@?
Dude I expect, no DEMAND better of you!!!!!!!
Well,I got these excerpts of a Bush speech:
THE PRESIDENT: Thanks for the warm welcome, itís wonderful to be back in the great state of INSERT SOUTHERN STATE HERE. I got a couple of things
rattling around in my noggin that Iíd like to jaw about with you fine folks here at PREDOMINANTLY CAUCASIAN-STAFFED FACTORY.
Iíd like to thank LOCAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTING ROBBER BARON for having us here, and I promise to use this time to explain to you, COMPANY NAME
AUTOMATONS, how Iím going to TELL THEM WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR while continuing to BACKSLAP OUR GRACIOUS SPECIAL INTERESTS.
Well hot damn. I wasnít supposed to talk those words. Guess thatís what happens when you watch the new special edition Scarface DVD with your speech
writers in the back of Air Force One and shotgun a Silver Bullet every time some Guinea-Rican says "fooock!" Am I right or am I right? Hey boys Ė
next time, fill in the blanks for me, OK? Har, har, har.
Let me just get off my chest what needs saying, without all the fancy words the Democrats love to throw at yíall. Words like "unemployment" and
You may have recently seen the media reporting at length on our press releases indicating that the economy is shooting heavenward like a geyser of
pure Texas crude. And because most of you blew your paltry tax cut moolah on things like diapers, Menthols, and Lotto, my administration can take
credit for a fluke third quarter economic surge that we havenít seen in twenty years Ė and probably wonít for another twenty.
But believe me when I say, we didnít see this coming even though we swore it would, and we will milk this quarter gain for all itís worth. Because
weíre Republicans, and we can turn this one quarter into four just by bringing it up over and over, until we almost win again in 2004. I call that
Bushonomics Ė where two bucks on a press release is worth more than zilch in your hand.
This isnít a lot of smoke and mirrors, though. The economy is strong. Why is it strong? Well, I donít want to bore you with a bunch of bean counter
mumbo jumbo, but basically: I cut taxes for the rich, and as if by magic, it helps yíall. The way you proud Americans spent your Federal bribe was
like pouring gasoline on a fire, and as any good, heterosexual Boy Scout will tell you, nothing creates a warm, steady, dependable fire than tossing
car juice on a pile of smoldering California Oak twigs.
Now, I'm no fan of "irony" Ė prefering stark, non-negotiable absolutes like black and white, good and evil, poor and rich, cowboys and injuns. But
I'll admit, it's a bit ironical that you working stiffs and a big time world dictator like yours truly have something real in common Ė we both run
our houses on credit. We spend and spend and spend and if we run out of cash, we'll, there's always a way to get more, by either printing it, or in
your case, selling your birthright at 11% interest.
VISA stuffs their cards in your greedy little mailboxes like they're giving away free money. Same thing with government. Where are we getting the 87
billion dollars to turn Iraq into a proper, hobbled, helpless veal nation? Hell if I know! I do know this: one main difference between you and me Ė
when VISA calls you, they actually want back more than just the money they gave you. When my debt collector calls, it's Treasury Secretary John W.
Snow, and we make plans to play golf.
I never met a tax cut I didn't like. I'm not gonna tax my corporate dominatrixes to pay for a war that will create a new exclusive market for their
products and services. And I'm not gonna tax you Ė at least, not obviously. It's like that pagan British whore sang in that classic psychedelic
movie musical about child abuse of yore, "Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down."
Always remember that economics is magic. Just like geopolitics. And war. I guess that makes me a bit of a magic man, don't it? Of course, in my day,
a "magic man" was that colored fella in the rabbit fur trenchcoat whoíd roll up to my house in his Lincoln Continental with a briefcase full of
Although Iím not technically campaigning yet, which Iíve been saying during every campaign speech Iíve ever given starting with my inauguration, it is
still important for me to stoop to meet with you glassy-eyed, patriotic Americans who care enough about their country to vote for me again without
question, look you in straight in the peepers Ė Privileged Yankee blueblood to common unwashed rabble Ė and say "You might not be better off now than
you were three years ago, but an economy that hovers even a micro-fraction above full-blown recession means weíre going to win the war in Iraq. And
the Democrats still want to rape your paychecks."
I gotta git to another one of these hootenannys. Iíve enjoyed my time with you, whoever you are, wherever I am. So yíall take care of yourselves. I
know I am.