posted on Nov, 11 2002 @ 07:43 AM
a member of MI6 is attending an international conference on terrorism prevention in new york. at the end of the conference, after a long day of
presentations and discussions he walks into a bar with an FBI agent and CIA agent.
"who wants a beer?" he asks, and stolls straight to the bar.
"no thank you, sir," says the FBI agent, "we in the FBI are on constant alert for threats in this fine country of ours. even in this bar."
the MI6 agents shrugs and turns to the CIA agent.
"no thank'ya, suh, i may be called 'pon at a moments notice to take a lookey at them there satellite pictahs from irak." he says.
the MI6 agent tries to keep a staight face, gets his beer off the barman and takes a big gulp. "well i'm drinking anyhow. i've got to fly home in
an hour and i'm scared #less...."