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Originally posted by greenkoolaid
You are standing in the middle of a burning room. There are two doors out of the room. At one door is Dubya with a sword and at the other door is Saddam with a sword, neither one wants to let you out. You have a gun with one bullet in it.
What do you do?
Originally posted by mystra
doing the rounds...
george bush meets the queen, he turns round and says "as i'm the president, i'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a kingdom". to which the queen replies, "i'm sorry mr bush, but to be a kingdom, you have to have a king in charge - and you're not a king." george thought a while and then said "how about a principality then?", to which the queen replied "again, to be a principality you have to be a prince - and you're not a prince, mr bush". bush thought long and hard and came up with "how about an empire then?" the queen, getting a little pissed off by now replied " sorry again, mr bush, but to be an empire you must have an emperor in charge - and you are not an emperor." before george bush could utter another word, the queen said "i think you're doing quite nicely as a country".