I can never remember jokes except for this one . Its kind of a visual joke so I hope it works






Little red riding hood was strolling through the forest when she came across the big bad wolf



Little red "Ohhh my what big eyes you have"


B. B. wolf "# off I'm trying to # "



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I don't hear anyone laughing. Perhaps you had to be there
Ohhh well , I won't give up my day job then.

Nah...it just requires the visual....

I don't know many neither just the following I think:

two maffia members were in the dessert and a tourist came by, they asked him how much is 1 +1 and he said 2. The one maffia member shot the tourist and the other one asked why did you do that?

He knew to much.

Hahahaha

ha ha nice one. I'll have to remember it so that I've got 2 jokes to tell.