posted on Nov, 19 2003 @ 10:49 PM
A man who is about to die, hallucinates and sees himself sitting next to god.
He says "Father, may I ask you a few questions"?
"Of course", God smiles and replies.
The man thinks for a moment and asks, "Father, how long is a million years to you?"
"A million years is like a second!", God booms.
"Well, how much is a million dollars to you?"
"A million dollars is like a penny to me!", God roars.
The man hesitates for a moment and asks, "Well, if a million dollars is like a penny, um, can I have a penny?"
God smiles and replies, "Of course."
The man is estatic, thinking of the riches he can now bear. "Father, how can I ever..."
"In a second"
[Edited on 11-19-03 by Saucerat]