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Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
What are you guys complaining about? Colonel hasnt lied.
Its all true what he says.
1. Republicans are gonna burn in hell
2. Republicans have sexual fantasies about getting gang raped by Arab frat boys on camelback.
3. Republicans are genetically different from humans. they have reptilian DNA which explains thier lack of emotion, feeling, and ability to perform sex acts properly.
4. Republicans dont get laid naturally, thats why they are greedy, so they can make millions of dollars to get prostututes to sleep with them.
5. republicans drink blood.
6. Animals run from republicans because they can sense thier evil, blackened auras, and fear this.
7. Republicans, when possible, mate with relatives.
8. Republicans dont have blood like the rest of us, instead, they have an ozzing black bile. Just ask Mr Garrison. e
9. The Village People were closet republicans. republicans arew closet Village People.
10. republicans eat thier children.
11. republicans will eat your children too.
Its all true. Just ask Colonel. hes an expert! He is to republicans what Jane Goodall was to gorillas.