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Man Fall Asleep in Church




Topic started on 19-11-2003 @ 10:43 AM by Salem


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.



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reply posted on 19-11-2003 @ 02:30 PM by Gazrok




That's a keeper!!!



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reply posted on 19-11-2003 @ 05:29 PM by Salem



Originally posted by Gazrok


That's a keeper!!!


That's a true story you know...



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reply posted on 19-11-2003 @ 06:41 PM by Sapphire


LOL i remember hearing this ages ago funny one! But don't tell it in church, you may get stoned



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reply posted on 19-11-2003 @ 06:43 PM by kurtcobainuk


stoned to death....mmmm pews made like that so u dont fall asleep. havent been to church in years. religion its a funny thing. once i heard religion compared to chain mail. hmmm passing the word and all.



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reply posted on 19-11-2003 @ 08:17 PM by Salem



Originally posted by Sapphire
LOL i remember hearing this ages ago funny one! But don't tell it in church, you may get stoned


here they prefer to play it big shot : They burn you.



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reply posted on 19-11-2003 @ 08:45 PM by Sapphire



Originally posted by Salem

Originally posted by Sapphire
LOL i remember hearing this ages ago funny one! But don't tell it in church, you may get stoned


here they prefer to play it big shot : They burn you.


Oh burning!!! how erotic



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reply posted on 19-11-2003 @ 08:47 PM by Salem



Originally posted by Sapphire

Originally posted by Salem

Originally posted by Sapphire
LOL i remember hearing this ages ago funny one! But don't tell it in church, you may get stoned


here they prefer to play it big shot : They burn you.


Oh burning!!! how erotic


Burn Baby Burn !



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