posted on Nov, 21 2003 @ 05:30 PM
-I predict John Titor will come back to search for an Atari 2600 to fix the broken code in SkyNet.
i have one
*looks across table*
-I futher predict that the secret base of Santa Claus will be found in the Hollow Earth along with a huge race of small elfish creatures. By this
time though they have teamed up with Hitler and the Nazi's. Upon discovery they use their antigravity sleigh army to conquer the solar system.
must get them presents & warn dada clause...any coordinates?
what about the elves he's got employed *hints at lord of the rings' the two towers*
headlines: a furious battle ensued as santa clause made his getaway in sleigh while elves threw icecaps at b2's attempting to corner the rudolf..
dasher ended up taking down two x37's after rendering their engines "suffocated" due to excessive mexican-food-related flatulence, he then pursued
the b2 and excreted the rest of his meal upon it...this blanketed the b2 with a thick sheet of feces causing a malfunction in it's
electrogravitational circuit.....errrm, yeah.
my 2-copec attempt at your joke....work with me here!!
[Edited on 21-11-2003 by Cyrus]