You're as........as a........

Keep um going guys

"She's uglier than a mud fence in a rainstrom."

As useful as a screen door on a submarine!

She has a butter face; everything is good �but-her-face�.

You are as useless as a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.


[Edited on 20-4-2004 by kinglizard]

I heard this one in a movie and thought it was kinda cute

As happy as a puppy with two peters.

How about some insults

• The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
  
  
• Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed.
  
  
• If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.
  
  
• You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.
  
  
• Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there.
  
  
• You make me wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
  
  
• You're someone who would make a perfect stranger.
  
  
• I will always cherish the initial misconception I had about you.

Originally posted by ubermunche

As nervous as a horse in a dog food factory.

lol in young frankenstien they say frau blucher or something like that and the horses winny everytime.
thats because the ladies name means horse glue factory lol

just a random fact for all of you