Official Opening of the Your momma joke thread.

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posted on Dec, 3 2003 @ 10:23 PM
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Originally posted by AZLS1
Your momma is so ugly, she has one hair and it's on her dick.


Wow...that's rancid...


I might as well add what I can.

Yo' momma so old that she has a crank dildo.

Yo' momma so fat that before God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass outta the way.

Yo' momma so stupid she put a ruler next to the bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo' momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo' momma is like the Pillsbury doughboy, everybody gets a poke.

Yo' momma is like a lightbulb, even a two-year old could turn her on.

Yo' momma's nose so big you could go bowling with her boogers.




posted on Dec, 5 2003 @ 03:09 AM
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YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE SWIMS IN THE OCEAN, THE WHALES SING WE ARE FAMILY!

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!
I love yo momma jokes



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 12:18 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:29 PM
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Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 04:30 PM
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Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me around."
Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks.
Yo mama's so stupid, she go hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!
Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
"Yo family's so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo."(had to include this one..dont get me wrong



a change,
Cyrus



posted on Dec, 8 2003 @ 02:57 AM
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~Your mama's so stupid, she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.
~Your mama's so fat, she went outside with a raincoat on and people yelled "taxi"!
~Your mama's so ugly that when she went to a strip-joint, people paid her to keep her clothes on.
~Your mama's so ugly, she walked into a bank and they turned the security cameras OFF.



posted on Dec, 11 2003 @ 08:59 PM
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Your mama's so fat that on her way to Wal-Mart she tripped on K-Mart and fell on Target!



posted on Mar, 27 2004 @ 11:00 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid, she told you a joke starting with yo mama"



posted on Mar, 27 2004 @ 11:08 PM
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Yo moma's so fat the DOD has to classify her as a security breach! (made that one up)

[Edited on 27-3-2004 by ShadowMan]





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