Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me around."
Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks.
Yo mama's so stupid, she go hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!
Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
"Yo family's so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo."(had to include this one..dont get me wrong
a change,
Cyrus
