Official Opening of the Your momma joke thread.

yo mom's so loose, she made ass fister's magazine cover 3 years in a row.

mom's so fat, i had to slap a board to my ass and pray the coastguard caught on.

mom's so fat, she fell, broke her leg, and gravy poured out.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.


Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the #?!?!"

your momma is so fat, her high school yearbook picture was an arial photo

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo Mama's so fat, she tripped over a cordless telephone.

Yo Mama's so ugly, the dead run out of their grave when she visits the cementary.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she went to see the movie "Juice" with a cup.

Yo Mama's so poor she can't even pay attention.

Yo Mama's so high, they cut off her hair and smoke it.

Yo Mama's so old, her first lover dragged her by the hair.

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she looks into a mirror it turns into stone.

Yo Mama's so old, she still thinks Beethoven is sexy.

Yo Mama's so fat that all 1 billion Chinese live on her butt.

Yo Mama's so fat, Nasa's trying to explore her butt.

Yo Mama's so fat, she's all the earthview satellites see.

Yo Mama's so fat, she uses the car as a skateboard.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she farts, Bush declares war on her for terrorism.

Yo Mama's so old, she saw Moses die four times.

Yo Mama's so fat, Al Qaeda tried to hijack her.

Your moma so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's!!

Originally posted by TheBandit795
Yo Mama's so fat, Al Qaeda tried to hijack her.

lol i liked that one...

Your mama is sooooo skinny her nipples touch.

Yo mama's so poor, when I came in a stepped on a cockroach, she sang "Clap your hands & Stomp your feet, the lord has given us food to eat!".

Yo mama's so fat it took me 3 trains, 2 buses, and a plane to get to her good side.

your mom is so poor, she pays J.P. patches rent.

your mom is so ugly, her dad had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this,
"seattle, miami, chicago, new york..."

You're moma's so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

- Yo momma's so skinny she has to hula-hoop through a cheerio

- Yo momma's so skinny she uses a dorito to hangglide

- Yo momma's so fat she uses the vcr as her pager

- Yo momma's so old her social security number is 3

- Yo momma so dumb it took her a hour to cook minute rice

- Yo momma's so fat her cankles are often mistaken for the Twin Towers

Yo' Mama so fat, when she swims in the ocean, the tide comes in.

Originally posted by Lysergic
Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

LMFAO I havent heard that in a while. Damm I love that one

Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo momma's so baldheaded that she uses rice for hair rollers!

Your mumma so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World.

Your mumma so fat that she uses a sheep for a tampon

Your momma is so ugly, she has one hair and it's on her dick.

She's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

you didnt think there'd be a thread like this without me adding something did you????


your mother is so stupid it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

your mother is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

your mother is so fat she's from both sides of the family.

your mother is so bucktooth she can eat corn on the cob through a fence.

your mother has only one tooth and all her friends call her "Chopper"

your mother only has one tooth and everyone calls her "uno"

your mother is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

your mother is so dumb when someone told her it was chilly outside she went outside with a bowl!

your mother is so fat when she puts on highheels in the morning by noon time they're flats.

your mother is so fat when she walks in highheels she strikes oil.

your mother is so fat when she goes to the beach everyone tries to push her back into the ocean.

your mother is so dumb i saw her staring at a carton of orange juice and asked her why and she said "it says concentrate"

your mothers teeth are so yellow.... "i cant believe its not butter!"