Official Opening of the Your momma joke thread., page 1

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 05:52 PM

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and don't point me to the old one, I posted on that one biatch.
besides,
Yo mamma is so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:12 PM

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yo mamma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Fury

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:18 PM

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yo momma's so fat, her car has michelins, cause SO MUCH is riding on her tires.

Zzub

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:37 PM

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I always loved.

Yo momma's so fat, I threw a ball at her and it went into orbit around her.

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Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:41 PM

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a classic...

yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu..

Gazrok

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 07:06 PM

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Yo mamma so fat, for your daddy to fool around, he had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!

f16falcon

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:37 PM

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yo mamma so's fat when she puts on a generation-x t-shirt a helicopter lands on her

Gazrok

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:46 PM

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Yo mamma is so loose, she put a turn-stile in her bedroom!

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:54 PM

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Gazrok

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:57 PM

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Yo mamma so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a side road!

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 09:29 PM

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

ilovepizza

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 09:45 PM

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Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 10:07 PM

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Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 10:34 PM

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Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Saucerat

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 11:30 PM

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Yo momma's so [insert adjective here] she's more [insert adjective here] than my mom!

StationsCreation

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 11:35 PM

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Yo momma's so dumb she was hit by a parked car!

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 11:48 PM

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yo moma so fat small objects orbit her.

operatoreleven

posted on Nov, 18 2003 @ 01:57 AM

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hehe, your mama's so fat that if you wanna # her, you can slap her ass and ride the wave in!

operatoreleven

posted on Nov, 18 2003 @ 02:00 AM

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your mama is so cheap, that on haloween; she's the trick!

sirCyco

posted on Nov, 18 2003 @ 01:37 PM

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yo momm's so fat that when her Beeper goes off people think she's backing up.