Official Opening of the Your momma joke thread.

and don't point me to the old one, I posted on that one biatch.
besides,
Yo mamma is so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.

yo mamma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

yo momma's so fat, her car has michelins, cause SO MUCH is riding on her tires.

I always loved.

Yo momma's so fat, I threw a ball at her and it went into orbit around her.

and

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand

a classic...


yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu..

Yo mamma so fat, for your daddy to fool around, he had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!

yo mamma so's fat when she puts on a generation-x t-shirt a helicopter lands on her

Yo mamma is so loose, she put a turn-stile in her bedroom!

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a side road!

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Yo momma's so [insert adjective here] she's more [insert adjective here] than my mom!

Yo momma's so dumb she was hit by a parked car!

yo moma so fat small objects orbit her.

hehe, your mama's so fat that if you wanna # her, you can slap her ass and ride the wave in!

your mama is so cheap, that on haloween; she's the trick!

yo momm's so fat that when her Beeper goes off people think she's backing up.