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posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 05:52 PM
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and don't point me to the old one, I posted on that one biatch.
besides,
Yo mamma is so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.




posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:12 PM
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yo mamma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:18 PM
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yo momma's so fat, her car has michelins, cause SO MUCH is riding on her tires.



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:37 PM
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I always loved.

Yo momma's so fat, I threw a ball at her and it went into orbit around her.

and

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 06:41 PM
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a classic...


yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu..



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 07:06 PM
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Yo mamma so fat, for your daddy to fool around, he had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:37 PM
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yo mamma so's fat when she puts on a generation-x t-shirt a helicopter lands on her




posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:46 PM
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Yo mamma is so loose, she put a turn-stile in her bedroom!



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:54 PM
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 08:57 PM
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Yo mamma so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a side road!



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 09:29 PM
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 09:45 PM
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Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 10:07 PM
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Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 10:34 PM
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Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 11:30 PM
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Yo momma's so [insert adjective here] she's more [insert adjective here] than my mom!



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 11:35 PM
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Yo momma's so dumb she was hit by a parked car!



posted on Nov, 17 2003 @ 11:48 PM
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yo moma so fat small objects orbit her.



posted on Nov, 18 2003 @ 01:57 AM
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hehe, your mama's so fat that if you wanna # her, you can slap her ass and ride the wave in!



posted on Nov, 18 2003 @ 02:00 AM
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your mama is so cheap, that on haloween; she's the trick!



posted on Nov, 18 2003 @ 01:37 PM
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yo momm's so fat that when her Beeper goes off people think she's backing up.





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