Swearing by all those ancient gods and goddess'... If you don't believe in them you have to swear by them anyways? Christians, buddhists, athiests, Jews, .... all those doctors have to swear to the ancient gods and goddess'???
Yep, just like Buddhists, Jews, athiests, etc. still say the pledge of allegiance "one nation under god" and they still swear on a Bible in court, and they still. If these are your biggest problems in life, you have an amazing life.
Swearing to give a part of your income to your college professor who taught medicine?
You missed the part where it says "in need".
Teach your professors kids to be doctors without expecting payment.
It's figurative. "Teacher" is the attending we residents learn under, and his "children" are the residents that come after you, which you will be teaching for free as it has always been done.
ONLY those who swear to the gods and goddess' are supposed to be taught medicine? If this oath is still administered then that's a major conspiracy. BIG.
Why is that a conspiracy? It's meant in the sense that you shouldn't train non-medically qualified people in medical procedures. Should I teach some random yokel how to anesthetize someone, even though they have no grasp of the mathematics and chemistry involved? Should I grab some guy off the street and teach him to perform an appendectomy?
No. That's dangerous and irresponsible.
No assisted suicide and no assisting those who are to die, making them die faster (and more mercifully).
This is nullified by the "do no harm" statement. If the medical attention you are giving the patient is doing harm, and you are not killing with malice, then it would be ok under the Oath.
Oh man .... who is to say what is purity and holiness? Does premarital sex mean that you have broken this oath? etc etc
Again, you're overanalysing it. Surely you can see the difference between relative "purity" and relative "bad". I mean, would you rather have a doctor who treats you and then steals your wallet while you're asleep? No. It basically means that doctors should act with dignity and grace. No religious overtones in the modern context.
Abortionists are breaking the Hippocratic Oath they made to the ancient gods and goddess'.
See me statement on "do no harm".
Calling down a curse upon themselves from the ancient gods and goddess' if they don't live in purity and holiness, if they perform abortions, if they teach medicine to those who refuse the oath to the ancient gods and goddess',
Did you miss the whole sentence before this one? It says that if you follow the morals of the Oath, you and your profession will be held in high esteem. If you break it, which would involve stealing, sex with patients, or killing patients, you will NOT be held in esteem. Simple as that, no curses, no gods.
I still don't see how you managed to completely overanalyse the Oath...seriously, go outside and play tennis. You're looking for conspiracies in everything. That's a sign of cabin fever I hear. Or marijuana.


I'm too old to do marijuana. When i was young enough to enjoy it I didn't even bother with it. 
