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posted on Dec, 17 2006 @ 07:04 PM
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PODcast: The Twelve Days Of ATSmas...
From the poo flinger that gave us Twas The Night Before ATSmas... Another holiday classic is twisted and preverted...

length: 05:27
file: btsmpod_2075.mp3
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status: live (at time of posting)

[edit on 17/12/2006 by Mirthful Me]





posted on Dec, 21 2006 @ 01:47 PM
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The Twelve Days Of ATSmas…

On the first day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

A draft card from the Army.


On the second day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the third day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the fourth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the fifth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the sixth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the seventh day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the eighth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the ninth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the tenth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the eleventh day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Eleven Masons scheming,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.


On the twelfth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,

Twelve saucers flying,
Eleven Masons scheming,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,

And a draft card from the Army.



posted on Dec, 21 2006 @ 02:07 PM
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That's it!

I'm contacting Bill O'Reilly!

This is definitely part of the conspiracy against christmas!



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posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 10:41 AM
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Bump, for the holidays.



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 10:42 AM
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new versions for this yr


www.abovetopsecret.com... - 12 days of xmas ats style

www.abovetopsecret.com... - 12 days of xmas staff version






 
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