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Massachusetts Man Marries His Computer

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posted on Dec, 13 2006 @ 05:19 PM
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That's right! A man in Massachusetts has committed what he calls "Gigamy." He married his computer....



CAMBRIDGE, Mass.--A graduate student and his computer have exchanged vows in a private ceremony at a prominent technology institute.

Jim, who has enjoyed very little human dating, insists he's the first to interface in such a manner. He calls the practice "gigamy."

"The machine's given me so much joy that I finally decided to do the honorable thing and make an honest computer of it."

source: www.weeklyworldnews.com...


That Massachusetts is just getting out of control!! What will it be next??




posted on Dec, 14 2006 @ 03:46 AM
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I wonder how he's supposed to "consummate" that marriage.... *shivers*



posted on Dec, 14 2006 @ 05:07 AM
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what happens in 6 months when it become obsolete?



gotta find a new puter with l33t specs!



posted on Dec, 14 2006 @ 05:28 AM
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Think of it this way, upgrades are cheaper than plastic surgery



posted on Dec, 15 2006 @ 04:39 PM
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I wonder what kind of software the computer used the night of the honeymoon!! And hopefully the guy's hardware was up to the task!

Funny...I saw a show just yesterday about new advances in cyber-sex. i.e. there was a suit you could wear with electrodes on it in various places on the body and someone at another computer could stimulate the various areas.....also, they are coming out with sites with holograms of women/men that you can play with and it has the illusion of them being right in the room with you......BIZARRE!! Some of these crazies already have enough trouble getting away from the computer and leaving the house.....




posted on Dec, 15 2006 @ 06:32 PM
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my computer is a whore.



posted on Dec, 15 2006 @ 07:19 PM
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With all the debate going on over gay marriage I think we can all agree on one thing.
We should at least keep it within our species.

One handed typing is on thing, but
Just say no to electronics.........:shk:



posted on Dec, 16 2006 @ 01:38 AM
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Originally posted by Excitable_Boy
That Massachusetts is just getting out of control!!


He's not from MIT by any chance, is he?


On another note, I love my computer, too. Just not in that way.



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