86% of South Africans want Chuck Norris for President, page 1
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Topic started on 11-12-2006 @ 09:26 PM by thehumbleone
I found this when I was looking at the news, I guess the South Africans are losing their marbles. Chuck Norris for President

I thought these were funny.
* "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."

* "They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for Chuck's beard."

* "Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."

* "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are the names of his left and right legs."

* "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of him."

* "Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."

* "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

* "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down."

* "When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."






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