Come on.

Eighty-six percent of respondents to a South African mens' magazine does not constitute a consensus of voters-at-large.

Norris is an admirable individual for his accomplishments, but the article cites no evidence that such a poll actually represents any political reality anywhere in the world, not even South Africa.

Well, i think South Africans are very wise people. I dont know what Chuck's politics are, but i do like his manners and looks.

I wish I could grow a beard as thick as Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by thehumbleone
I wish I could grow a beard as thick as Chuck Norris.

I do, too, actually.

I'm sure every country yearns for a president with a thick, handsome beard.

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott

Originally posted by thehumbleone
I wish I could grow a beard as thick as Chuck Norris.

I do, too, actually.

I'm sure every country yearns for a president with a thick, handsome beard.

For the love of...

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter! Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Originally posted by thehumbleone
I wish I could grow a beard as thick as Chuck Norris.

In Communist Russia, think beard grows you.

Haha, I love those Chuck Norris jokes. But in all serious, if anyone could be my hero, besides Jesus, it would be Chuck Norris. He is an amazing person and a great contributer to society. And I also love all his films.

Check out "Breaker, Breaker" from 1976.

Originally posted by thexsword
Haha, I love those Chuck Norris jokes. But in all serious, if anyone could be my hero, besides Jesus, it would be Chuck Norris. He is an amazing person and a great contributer to society. And I also love all his films.

Check out "Breaker, Breaker" from 1976.

Chuck Norris and Jesus as your role models..

Interesting...

86% of South Africans wanting Chuck Norris to be their leader is no more shameful than 50% of Americans wanting George W. Bush to be their leader.

Chuck couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Bruce Lee actually fractured Chucks neck when he was trying to be smart. (verifiable) Chucks "exercise" equipment that he hawks on TV is a piece of junk.

The South Africans can have him. We will even toss in G.W. Bush for free. ... And if they act now they can get a slightly used Rumsfeld for a Christmas stocking stuffer.

Chuck Norris once brought a dead chicken back to life by rubbing its dead body on his beard.

He then killed it by wringing its neck

Proving once and for all that what Chuck giveth, Chuck taketh away!

lmao thoses chuck norris jokes are so retarded they are funny

Chuck Norris and Jesus as your role models..

Interesting...

Yeah, that's correct.

Originally posted by Impreza
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter! Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

It' probably an old one but I have never heard the Victoria's secret joke.

Chuck Norris was examined by scientists and after careful study of the structure of his eyelashes came up with the Bowflex powerrods.