Condoms are too big for Indian men

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posted on Dec, 8 2006 @ 03:48 PM
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news.bbc.co.uk...

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.


Well that's got to be embarrassing. It's like a dis to the entire country. I mean, c'mon, it's on the BBC like it's important news.

Anyway, I'm going to convince all of my indian friends to start buying Magnums, just to throw people off.

Any thoughts on this?




posted on Dec, 8 2006 @ 07:31 PM
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Oh..wow..

Those poor indians.


I guess the rumors are true. Who would've known?



posted on Dec, 8 2006 @ 07:37 PM
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okay this is funny

I know quite a few men who will take offense to this article and story, I'll tell them to take up their gripes with the BBC


and sorry I don't have enough experience to argue this point one way or another



posted on Dec, 8 2006 @ 07:57 PM
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Honestly though, I can't think of a more newsworthy way of saying that Indians had small penises.

It's funny but I'm not sure if I know any South Asian men well enough to ask if they have a small penis. As a matter of fact I don't think I know any man well enough to ask that.



posted on Dec, 8 2006 @ 08:27 PM
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Rasobasi420

I think you should ask a random man his penis size.

10 to 1 says he will say it's 7 or more inches.


Average = 5.1



posted on Dec, 8 2006 @ 08:37 PM
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But then I'm not in India. I bet if I went to India, they'd brag about the 5.1 like they were a porn star.



posted on Dec, 8 2006 @ 10:42 PM
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For years I've heard that Chinese men had smaller than average penis size, and now we hear that Indian men are smaller than average.

Does anyone find it strange that the only two countries on the planet with populations over a billion are being mocked about penis size ?

It seems to me that what they do have is working just fine for them.

I also don't think you can draw a very good conclusion about Indian endowment when the sample size of the survey is so small. Measuring a little over a 1,000 men is no way to ascertain an average for over 500 million men.



posted on Dec, 9 2006 @ 03:06 PM
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It seems to me that what they do have is working just fine for them.


hehee

do you mind if I ask your nationality "Yuan"...



posted on Dec, 9 2006 @ 04:08 PM
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Originally posted by yuan de Fuca


Does anyone find it strange that the only two countries on the planet with populations over a billion are being mocked about penis size ?



OF course they have a large pop.
The condoms aren't working.



"this will NEVER happen to Iranians"


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posted on Dec, 9 2006 @ 09:12 PM
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Originally posted by yuan de Fuca
I also don't think you can draw a very good conclusion about Indian endowment when the sample size of the survey is so small. Measuring a little over a 1,000 men is no way to ascertain an average for over 500 million men.


I think they draw that conculsion by also taking into account that "about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate."

And we've all heard the rumors so...:shk:


But it is funny none the less.

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posted on Dec, 9 2006 @ 09:19 PM
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Does anyone find it strange that the only two countries on the planet
with populations over a billion are being mocked about penis size ?


They must try harder.................



posted on Dec, 10 2006 @ 02:10 AM
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Originally posted by Creeping Jesus

It seems to me that what they do have is working just fine for them.


hehee

do you mind if I ask your nationality "Yuan"...


You can't be serious. :shk:

I'm a 45 year old Danish male that lives in Canada.
I'm not a big fan of condoms but I know that I measure up to "International Standards".

Don't let the name "yuan" fool you.


On a side note:
I've probably seen more penises than most people, and some Indian and Oriental men are just as well endowed as any other geographical group on the planet.

Rumour has it that black men walk with a third leg, but beleive me, they also come in all sizes.

My local pharmacy carries an inventory of condoms in various sizes, and just like shoes, people need to select the product that fits them best.



posted on Dec, 10 2006 @ 07:33 AM
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I wonder if that's why AIDS is so rampant in Africa. Do you think that the average African is too large for condoms (according to stereotype).

Probably not, but it would be very funny if all of the worlds problems stemmed from awkward penis size.



posted on Dec, 11 2006 @ 05:50 PM
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It's always amazed me how much money is spent to advertise products to enlarge the penis or keep it hard longer.
I recently read an article that stated STDs are on the rise in the elderly population because Viagra allows them to function but they don't use condoms because the female partners are no longer fertile. It turns out that the solution to one problem is the cause of another, but that's often the case when money is the objective.

India has manufacturing facilities for condoms and produces 20% of the world supply.


India's total condom manufacturing capacity is around 2.5 billion. Nearly 20 per cent of the global condom production is situated here," says T T Jagannathan, chairman, TTK group. Further, as the company fabricates its own machines and also exports to SSL International, the capex per million comes down drastically, making the company the cheapest condom manufacturer in the world.
www.domain-b.com...


You would think with that kind of production they would be able to make something that fits their population.

Call me shallow if you want, but I did leave a budding relationship once because the guy was hung like a hamster. It's just kinda weird going to bed with someone that looks like he needed to spend a bit more time in puberty.

The condom problem may not be length at all, it's the girth that makes it fit.



posted on Dec, 11 2006 @ 11:04 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

I feel bad laughing, because I'm from PRIME Russian Stock.

Oh well.



posted on Dec, 12 2006 @ 01:15 AM
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Originally posted by Unrealised
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
I feel bad laughing, because I'm from PRIME Russian Stock.


Please define what you consider "PRIME STOCK" in the human population.

Do you honestly view a man with a larger penis as being superior to you ???
Or do you just find him more desirable because of some social influence ???

Is there an innate desire to breed with a man that has a larger penis because you view him as more fertile?
If that's the case it might explain our difference among the other primates.........

I find it strange that the human species devotes more tissue to our sex organs per pound of body mass than any other primate on the planet.

As a general rule, an animal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species — even between closely related species. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 inches) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.
en.wikipedia.org...


If anyone is that worried about how many inches they have, they might want to switch to the metric system.
You'll always have more centimeters than inches.



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posted on Dec, 12 2006 @ 01:51 PM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Call me shallow if you want, but I did leave a budding relationship once because the guy was hung like a hamster. It's just kinda weird going to bed with someone that looks like he needed to spend a bit more time in puberty.
The condom problem may not be length at all, it's the girth that makes it fit.


haha nice. Thats pretty funny right there.

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posted on Dec, 12 2006 @ 02:18 PM
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Maybe they should look into finger cots.


I mean if you can use a regular condom like a hula hoop, then maybe those finger cots are the solution! It's perfect!



posted on Dec, 12 2006 @ 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder


In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.
en.wikipedia.org...




This is actually very interesting. This had to happen through natural selection, so what was the trigger? I'm betting that because sex is pleasurable for a human female (not 100% sure that this is true for other primates) it makes sense that she would choose a mate with a large penis because of this.

I know that the bonobo chimp has sex for pleasure, which may account for why their penis is bigger than a gorilla's. Same scenerio applying.

Thanks AD for making me think of why I have a large penis, rather than just accepting it as my fate as a superior being. j/k



posted on Dec, 12 2006 @ 02:24 PM
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I still think the Chinese have the shortest little critters...:shk: I wouldnt know by giving you a first hand account, but....this has always been their problem from what i hear. Maybe they have little teeny condoms they make in their country and they dont want the rest of the world to find out.

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