what if jesus got bored one day

how would the master of the universe pass his time? blowing up planets?

peeing in black holes? making suns explode?

what do you think jesus would do too make time pass?

he would be here in my place when he gets bored. he kept on asking me these past months to take a few shots of tequilla with me someday.

Originally posted by conspiracymaster
how would the master of the universe pass his time? blowing up planets?

peeing in black holes? making suns explode?

what do you think jesus would do too make time pass?

This is implying what? ....
okay, I'll go along with it..

He'd be confusing people everywhere with his parables..

With the ability to turn water into booze? I don't think we would be doing anything else.

I personally think he might go on a shopping spree, Buying up all the bottled water he can get, He might get a haircut and beard trim and buy lot of shoes because these days, sandels are not shoes for the city.

He might take George Bush on a trip through time, not unlike Scrooge, showing him his past, present and gruesome future...