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What makes life 100%?

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posted on Dec, 5 2006 @ 11:31 AM
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I got this from an E-mail Forward.
The funniest part of it all? It's 100% true!


What makes life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and:

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull# will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%






posted on Dec, 5 2006 @ 11:36 AM
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Ha,ha that's funny gear. I'm glad I don't have to k.a. I don't do that very well. It's probably why I'm not RICH.



posted on Dec, 5 2006 @ 05:42 PM
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If I had more wayaboves to give away you would get one....
awesome... I like this.. its like wind talkers... the movie.. hahahaha

lets do some more..



 
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