Spacedoubts Official "I'm your Boss. Tell me off" thread

Uptight at work?
Bummed out at the salt mine?
Hate your job?
Or maybe just your Boss?

This is the Official place to tell off the person who is one rung up the totem pole from you!

Go ahead, it'll be cathartic

I'll go first: Ok, I am now my Boss.

"You are the most micromanaging, Obsessive compulsive human, I have ever met. You make lists, that contain lists of all of the lists you make!!"

next...

[edit on 5-12-2006 by spacedoubt]

Oh, c'mon

Your boss isn't looking (at least I don't think so)

It won't hurt..It'll be a nice Christmas present to yourself.

And, another bonus (no, not a Christmas bonus) will be that other people can see they aren't the only ones who work for jerks.

So, tell off your boss!

give me your ps3 noob!

/headbutt

In the voice of Lysergics Boss

"NO, you can't have my PS3, I paid some kid to stand in line for 36 hours to get this thing. Whats a noob?"

Dang!

Everyone loves their boss?
This cannot be true.

Originally posted by spacedoubt
In the voice of Lysergics Boss

"NO, you can't have my PS3, I paid some kid to stand in line for 36 hours to get this thing. Whats a noob?"

whats a noob you are thats what a NOOB IS YOU NOOB
now give me all your money

Sorry spacedoubt but i actually like my current boss, 3 pay rises in the last 12 months and i havent had to ask for one of them.

Now my last boss thats a different story, you lousy so and so, good for nuthin', back slidin', no hoper i hope you.........., and insert a..........., before i............, so kiss my.............

Thanks spacedoubt.

mojo.