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Originally posted by EviLSanta
The truth is that while the dryer is doing its thang, the rotations mixed together with the lint created, opens up an inter-dimensional vortex that last just long enough and it just big enough for a couple of your socks to slip through.
Originally posted by an3rkist
In this documentary an investigator recounts a time when he explored his dryer to discover the mystery of a missing sock. His findings are quite conclusive, and somewhat disturbing:
www.youtube.com...
Hong Kong foot' is a literal translation of athlete's foot.
Originally posted by lombozo
Hmmmmmmm....................
Where do those socks go? This is quite a conspiracy! Yep, I keep losin' socks too. I don't have too many pairs left. Just lots and lots of single socks. Yep I got alot of right socks, but not many left socks. Very strange.
Wait! I got it! It's all becomin' clear and stuff! Whenever I'm......well, you know.........ummmm.......... "with myself", I always use a sock! Yep! It makes sense. I bet that "my glue" causes a reaction on a molecular level that makes that sock disintegrate when exposed to the heat of the dryer!
Pure genius. I amaze myself with such good thinkin'............
Originally posted by ShadeWolf
Originally posted by lombozo
Hmmmmmmm....................
Where do those socks go? This is quite a conspiracy! Yep, I keep losin' socks too. I don't have too many pairs left. Just lots and lots of single socks. Yep I got alot of right socks, but not many left socks. Very strange.
Wait! I got it! It's all becomin' clear and stuff! Whenever I'm......well, you know.........ummmm.......... "with myself", I always use a sock! Yep! It makes sense. I bet that "my glue" causes a reaction on a molecular level that makes that sock disintegrate when exposed to the heat of the dryer!
Pure genius. I amaze myself with such good thinkin'............
You truly terrify me. I myself still like the EVIL SOCK GNOMES idea. Gnomes are evil.