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Spray-on Condom

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posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 07:45 AM
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Spray it, don't Spray it!

German engineers are developing a spray-on condom, for a one size fits all.


"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

news.yahoo.com...

Personally, I wouldn't trust it.




posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 08:09 AM
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Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.


Not much good if you've got a hair trigger then is it!!!



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 08:15 AM
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lol

imagine that,
your there
shes there
its the right mood,
your both arroused
suddenly....
"sorry love , i just need to spray Russell the love muscle before we do it "
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"what was that for?!"
"Protection baby now lets get busy"

**bang bang bang bang bang SLAM!!!!** (She runs across the room and slams the door behind her )
The man is sitting there with a slimy manhood and naked wondering what went wrong.....

I think thats strange and somewhat funny lol .

Omega



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 08:37 AM
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Buzz kill set aside, that definitely does not sound as safe as your typical latex condom. Miss one spot and you're either a daddy or HIV+. Thanks, but I'll stick with the tried and tested Trojan.



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 08:47 AM
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I'm even more old-school than you, Baphomet. I'll stick with the tried and true monogamy.

That, and what the Mrs. refers to as "vatican roulette."

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posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 09:06 AM
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Oh that is funny, I don't think anyone would trust this idea.


Of course it might be a good thing for "Women of the night"

That is if you package it right.



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 10:36 AM
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Is there a resevoir tip created also. Where does it all go?

Just askin'.

Peace



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 10:42 AM
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Originally posted by Dr Love
Is there a resevoir tip created also. Where does it all go?

Just askin'.

Peace


good question. was wondering the same thing. sounds kind of "back uppy".
-b



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 10:43 AM
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although if you could manage to balance about 20 bb's on your 'root', then spray it down,, that just might prove you some referral sex.



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 10:46 AM
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some drunken man might end up spraying the wrong can on the family jewels





posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 03:04 PM
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Originally posted by infinite
some drunken man might end up spraying the wrong can on the family jewels


I didn't even think about that. Kind of like American Pie with the glue!


Anyway, I think it will end up being a pump-action* spray rather that aerosol.

*Pun intended!



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 04:10 PM
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How can this possibly be safe?
A) A spray can never does create a full coat.
B) As mentioned, how do you create the tip resevoir that prevents snapping?
C) How do you ensure the system doesnt screw up after the first use, spray nossles are notorious for clogging... especially if the liquid is designed to solidify.



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 04:21 PM
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I can see some people at the counter now:

Can I have the "Extra large Can".....
....a can that prob will give you 40 galons of Latex....

Good find!





posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 10:46 PM
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hey build-up can only be a good thing right??



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