Case Closed: Saddam and Osama Connection, page 3

Seeker: "The evidence may not be "solid" but its enough to classify a "connection" between Saddam/Iraq and Al-Qaeda......... "

LOL, well said. The evidence is not solid, but it exists. Therefore, uh, it exists. While it doesn't PROVE a connection, it really really vaguely suggests one, while not PROVING one. Haha.

And please try to READ your links before pasting them, although the last one you posted is frickin hilarious.

www.theage.com.au...

"Here it is, conclusive proof against Iraq"

1. On an audiotape, Osama bin Laden calls Iraq a "stinking cesspit of socialist debauchery". This criticism is much less hostile than the sort of thing he says about America, thus proving al-Qaeda has warm feelings towards Saddam Hussein.

2. Our surveillance has picked up chatter from al-Qaeda operatives talking about organising a "rendezvous". "Rendezvous" is a French word, and France has constantly obstructed American attempts to impose regime change in Iraq. So again, we see a clear connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

3. Our spy planes have photographed Saddam's deputy prime minister being driven in a motorcade of Mercedes cars. Mercedes is a German car, and Germany is in league with France to destroy America, like al-Qaeda. Therefore, etc.

4. The number plate on one of these cars was A03A0 1A, which, in the rear mirror of the car in front, spells al-Qaeda.

5. The motorcade was moving in an easterly direction through Baghdad. If you move in an easterly direction through France, you get to Germany.

6. Saddam is another Hitler. Germany had a Hitler. Again, a direct link with al-Qaeda.

7. Al-Qaeda operatives have recently been arrested in London. The Prime Minister of London, Tony Blair, then visited France for a meeting with Jacques Chirac. Chirac then visited Bonn to celebrate 40 years of his alliance with Gerhard Schroeder of Germany. Schroeder had a meeting with Putin of Russia, who then received Hans Blix, who went to Baghdad. Again, proof of a direct link."

LOL

"Our surveillance has picked up chatter from al-Qaeda operatives talking about organising a "rendezvous". "Rendezvous" is a French word, and France has constantly obstructed American attempts to impose regime change in Iraq. So again, we see a clear connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq."

Well that about settles it for me! ROFL!

jakomo

ps. FYI Ansar Al Islam is based out of Northern Iraq, which Saddam hasn't had control over since the No Fly Zones started up in 1991. They're loosely affiliated with Al Qaeda, apparently, but their next biggest ties are to the Kurds (who are enemies of Saddam). Nice try though.

Colin Powell couldn't prove it either, so don't feel bad.

[Edited on 19-11-2003 by Jakomo]