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reply posted on 16-11-2003 @ 02:22 AM by Colonel
Originally posted by KrazyIvan
Originally posted by Dreamstone
I personally think they don't like us because they can't handle the actual facts. people who like to make vast seeping statements rarely enjoy those who expose the obvious chinks in those generalities.

In short we show them for what they are, ignorant liberal loudmouths




i like how my buddy TC put it in this little story:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault.


This is really simple-minded and intellectually lazy.



reply posted on 16-11-2003 @ 11:58 AM by KrazyIvan
Originally posted by Colonel
Originally posted by KrazyIvan
Originally posted by Dreamstone
I personally think they don't like us because they can't handle the actual facts. people who like to make vast seeping statements rarely enjoy those who expose the obvious chinks in those generalities.

In short we show them for what they are, ignorant liberal loudmouths




i like how my buddy TC put it in this little story:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault.


This is really simple-minded and intellectually lazy.




he we're just putting it into terms you dumocracks can understand.


reply posted on 17-11-2003 @ 12:59 AM by Russian
Originally posted by Colonel
Originally posted by KrazyIvan
Originally posted by Dreamstone
I personally think they don't like us because they can't handle the actual facts. people who like to make vast seeping statements rarely enjoy those who expose the obvious chinks in those generalities.

In short we show them for what they are, ignorant liberal loudmouths




i like how my buddy TC put it in this little story:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault.


This is really simple-minded and intellectually lazy.




is there anything intellectual you have posted on this

thread Colonel?!

No I do not see anything you posted on this thread that

is worth reading or debating!
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