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15-11-2003
@ 04:51 PM by
BillOReillyForum
One Lonely Little Brain Cell
Once upon a time there was a female
brain cell which by mistake
happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it
was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a
little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to
feel alone and scared and
yelled at the top of her voice
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from
far, far away
..........................................
"We're down here ..."
Girls rule!
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 04:54 PM by
Springer
WELCOME!!
er nice little story...
I have to ask is your name in honor of or in spite of Bill O'Reilly?
PEACE...
m...
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 04:55 PM by
Zzub
That's sexist and offensive.
Q. Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
A. because they are ugly and they smell.
Only kidding, welcome.
(presuming this is an introduction, being in the introductions forum)
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 04:55 PM by
MsRedBeauty
That was a very funny story!!!
Welcome and enjoy your stay here
[Edited on 11-15-2003 by MsRedBeauty]
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 05:52 PM by
Valhall
girls do rule...and the guys mostly drool.
WELCOME TO ATS!
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 05:54 PM by
WeBDeviL
Welcome to ATS. And enjoy your stay. U2U me if you need any help, as I am willing to help you
-wD
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 07:38 PM by
Dreamstone
That was very kind of you webdebil, have a choclit barre.
Welcome, we kid because we love
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 09:13 PM by
Sapphire
lol well said! Welcome to ATS!
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 09:14 PM by
WeBDeviL
Chocolate lol OK, enough of this lol...
-wD
reply posted on 15-11-2003 @ 11:13 PM by
JodyFostersArmy
hi ats is
:pbjtime
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