The "Ask iori" Thread

Have you ever rolled your ankle?


Doing what?

Originally posted by 1Crisis
Have you ever rolled your ankle?


Doing what?

No, I have not.

What skills and technologies are you the most interested in improving upon or learning?

Originally posted by 1Crisis
What skills and technologies are you the most interested in improving upon or learning?

Science, and drawing/designing.

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Originally posted by 1Crisis
Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Your uncle?

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?

Originally posted by 1Crisis
A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?

Eight pounds of exotic matter with anti-mass properties.

A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?

Originally posted by 1Crisis
A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?

None, because if all nine sheep died, than that means that
saying he had 17 was a lie.

ever been to the strip club?

Originally posted by Lysergic
ever been to the strip club?

Nope.
There are onyl girly strip clubs close-by, and you have to
by law be atleast 10 feet away.

A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?

Originally posted by iori_komei

Originally posted by Lysergic
ever been to the strip club?

Nope.
There are onyl girly strip clubs close-by, and you have to
by law be atleast 10 feet away.

WHA>! 10 feet?!

You always leave with glitter on you here, not that its all that exciting and you might feel like a shower after going home...

Maybe they're suppose to be that far away but it's not enforced here?

I guess this is why they call it the dirty south

btw strip club rawks, specially when you see a girl that you knew from way back stripping it's like
awwww schnapps!

A man drove all the way from New York to San Francisco only to discover at the end of the trip that he had a flat tire from the very start. Yet his car was completely unaffected by it? How is this possible?

Originally posted by 1Crisis
A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?

Depends on where his house is.

Originally posted by Lysergic
WHA>! 10 feet?!

You always leave with glitter on you here, not that its all that exciting and you might feel like a shower after going home...

Maybe they're suppose to be that far away but it's not enforced here?

I guess this is why they call it the dirty south

btw strip club rawks, specially when you see a girl that you knew from way back stripping it's like
awwww schnapps!

Yeah, we're a Liberal state, but we're hardasses about stripclubs.

Originally posted by 1Crisis
A man drove all the way from New York to San Francisco only to discover at the end of the trip that he had a flat tire from the very start. Yet his car was completely unaffected by it? How is this possible?

The flat tire was the spare.

A railroad crossing, look for the cars;
Can you spell all that without any R's?

Originally posted by 1Crisis
A railroad crossing, look for the cars;
Can you spell all that without any R's?

No, you can't.