Is anyone missing their nuts?

If you are,
you might check here.

And yes, they are in California.
the nuts, are in Sac.


nut-nabbing syndicate

mine are accounted for.

but oh, the headlines!

Missing Nuts, Found in Sac.

Police Crack Major Nutjob.



anyone else?

[edit on 27-11-2006 by spacedoubt]

This reminds me of a girl I knew who had a husband with one testicle.

Everytime they would argue she would always say "You don't have the ball to tell me what to do!"

Just kidding but that's one of my favorite old chestnuts.

Hey I said chestnuts!

SPiderj

Didn't think the almond black market was big business, but them crooks seem to love their nuts.

And what man doesn't.

LOL Spider..

How about this one?

Two Arrested for Grabbing Other Peoples Nuts

Nice!

How about this:

Missing nuts a concern for thousands of californians.

Spiderj

Good one!

Neighbors Nix Nut-Nabbers!