I saw Saddam Hussein Today at the Gas Station

I was in Sun Valley California today minding my own business filling my car with petrol when I look across the island and I see Saddam Hussein fueling a Nissan Maxima. I spent a good minute looking at him and I am certain it was him, beard and all, after I had finished fueling my car I went on my way. As I was sitting in traffic I remembered that Saddam was rumored to of had many doubles and at that point all of the pieces came together in my head, a body double is who is on trial in Iraq. Why would a man who had millions of dollars at his disposal stay in a country that had thousands of people looking for him, in America no one is looking for Saddam. It was so obvious he is hiding in the last place the American government would ever look, America. Our government knows that they don't have the real Saddam in custody but they don't care they are only after Iraq's oil they just put a double on trial to try to make their invasion look better in the eyes of those they so poorly represent.

Wow and you didnt tell the national enquire? Im sure they pay good money to hear that load of bull# story. In fact thats the biggest load of crap Ive seen since I took a dump this morning.

So you tell me that you're the only who would have recognised him since all the time he's in the USA? Impossible or highly unprobable... A picture?

Hilarious..

That's all I have to say..

Oh, and..

Everythingyouknowisalie..I like your avatar..

Ok, now I'm done..thanks for the laugh PaulLong

Thanks I like yours too. Didnt know how to make one so I took it off of infowars.com lol.

Hmmm.. Saddam in sunny valley calli.

May I ask..

What American calls gas petrol?

And why is Saddam - past president of a nation - driving a Nissan?

Let me get this right you saw Saddam the man who if free would be worth 25 million and did not report it??? Yeah right and I saw Elvis at KMart 10 minutes ago

A picture like that could be done fairly easily with Photoshop

That's a coincidence. I saw Osama Bin Laden at a gas station also. Except he was the owner of a Pump-N-Dump minimart that serves as a refueling-restroom facility on I-80 Ohio Turnpike, Akron to be exact.

Actually, Elvis has been banned from chain stores for stealing.

Rckpuck, up here in the cradle of education (the north east) sometimes we fondly refer to gasoline as "petrol"

I saw the Iraqi Information Minister at the 7-11 around the corner from my house. I asked him if it was actually him, he insisted he was not really there. Crazy.

I hope this doesn't degenerate into a "they all look alike" style thread...

THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE!!!!!!!!