posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 07:35 AM
Bill Clinton and Jennifer Flowers are in Clinton's bed "Doing It". Suddenly, they hear the front door open.
Jennifer: What was that?
Bill: quick, hide in the closet!
Jennifer Flowers scrambles into the closet and closes the door. Meanwhile, Bill pulles on his sweats and throws the covers on the bed. The bedroom
Hillary: What's that strange perfume?
Bill: Perfume? I don't smell anything.
Hillary (going to the closet): I'm sick of your lies.
Bill: I was hoping for a romatic evening. I even got you something special
Hillary opens the closet to see Jennifer Flowers cowering inside naked.
Hillary: William Clinton, I'm going to kill you.
Bill: But honey, I though you liked flowers!