What Do the Amigos look like!!

I would love to see some pictures of the 3 amigos , its reckin my head not knowing what they look like , iam sittin here listening to there podcast going ...gosh i wish i knew what they looked like..

I need....nay...i DEMAND a picture before i go nuuuuuuts!!!

image source: http://www.scottdownie.com/blog4/images/Amigos.gif.gif


Sorry, someone had to do it.

Forgive Umbrax, he hasn't been told yet.

The 3 Amigo's:

image source: http://fischinger.alien.de/RH-Greys.jpg

Left to Right: SkepticOverlord, Springer, Simon.

I've been around the boards for a while now and I don't ever recall pictures being posted of the Amigos.

Skeptic did post a picture of his hand though.


I also remember someone saying that one of them had posted a picture in a BTS thread.
www.belowtopsecret.com...

But the thread is 147 pages long and I've never gone looking for it.
Not knowing who they are is part of the mystique.

Wow Skeptic's hairy hand on a cellphone. Thats a sight to remember.

They're HOT! All three of them! Tall, tan and lean with beautiful eyes and sparkling smiles. When you see the first one, you think, Man! He's so hot! Then the next one steps into view and you're like, OMG! He's even hotter! Then when the last one joins the lineup, it's all... You gotta be kiddin' me! He's even hotter!

These guys are so gorgeous you wouldn't believe it! Then, to top it all off, they're SO NICE! They really know how to treat a woman! They're thoughtful and sweet, gentle and passionate.... Oh, boy! You just have no idea how wonderful these ... (I want to say gods) men are...

When I meet them face to face, I'll let you know if my dreams have been accurate.

I don't have pictures but I can give a description but it gets kind of tricky as of course the theories on the three amigos and who and or what they may or not be while they may or may not be doing stuff is of course the subject of many late night discussions...which is a little sad really when you say it aloud.

Anyhoo, I can break it down for you like this, by using this paradigm as a foundation:

www.threestooges.com...

Now of course Springer is Moe. Which makes sense to most people except Simon; who of course assumes he is Moe, but in actuality he is Larry.

Skeptic Overlord likes to consider himself the snappy dressed Shemp but deep down he's Curly and has come to terms with it.

William One Sac is of course Shemp or "The Shemp" as he prefers to be called when sporting his fedora.

Since Advisor came late to the party he's Curley Joe because he'd track me down and kick my tuchas if I compared him to Joe Besser.

Sure the analysis goes beyond looks but is it accurate? You bet.

And how do I know this? I'll tell yas.

Anytime old lady Winterbottom is looking for plumbers or painters whos the one guy that drags everybody into a simple home repair job that degenerates into a catillian pie fight?

Springer that's who.

What with his trademark "Why I oughta" and "Come ere you" I would think it's fairly obvious.

And anybody whos seen S.O. get into a fight with a bowl of clam chowder knows what I'm talking about.

Spiderj

I think the person's back that Valhall posted here must belong to Springer:

www.belowtopsecret.com...

My idea of what they look like, maybe 20 years ago?

Here you got your typical metropolitan English dude...



And your not too nerdy looking tech guy....



And finally of course, the man, the myth, the legend....




[edit on 13-11-2006 by WestPoint23]

The pieces might be coming together.

Is this the elusive Springer ?


A Google image search for SimonGray turns up some pictures, but who's to say any of them are the Simon that runs ATS.
images.google.ca...

This is a photo purported to be one of the Amigos:

Look at the hands in that picture and compare it to the one I posted above.




The cityscape in the background looks like it could be New York.
That could be SkepticOverlord.

What's the source of that picture ?

[staff only]HA, the decoy photos are working perfectly.[ /staff only]

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It's actually a picture of SkepticOverlord which is posted or was posted in the BTS member picture thread.

www.simongray.com...

I believe this is what Simon looks like.

[non staff only]Hey guys, the staff doesn't know that we know that they know that we don't know. [/non staff only]

[edit on 13-11-2006 by WestPoint23]

Here they are in a classic film
image source: http://www.three-stooges.com/3-stooges.jpg


Then they went to Iraq

image source: http://www.markrobertwahlberg.com/tksearching.jpg

After a brief stint in Middle Ages
image source: http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/10-three.jpg


The Three Amigos hit the 80s hard. Here's a college photo.


image source: http://www.rickypowell.com/images/photos/rundmc_paris.jpg

OMG!!!.....

He uses an apple!

I bet they are sexy beast'ses.

I bet they are midgets though. Like.. big buffed midgets, who can lift a bus. And I bet Springer has orange hair. Like a scary troll doll.

Also... notice.. in the upper left hand corner of the picture that pinkish reddish blackish thing.. could that possibly be an alien life form that really controls the ATS community, and is what really functions the three amigos??? ... Or.. it could be .. possible the bottom of a dress from a barbie doll!!

Do you have a pretty dolly on your desk??

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ANND.. It appears hes drinking coffee!!

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ANNNd... Look at the time??? Drinking coffee next to his possible alien brain at 12:03am means hes nocternal. But.. who isn't on ATS?

But, your desk is really clean. I am jealous. I have cans and paper and notebooks and what looks like the remains of what may have been a cheeseburger, something that might walk away soon.. any ways.. ya..

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