Magical Soda Machine Game!

Originally posted by chris01621
I put in 2 puppies, 1 cat and an iguanana...

You receive an unknown stew containing some rather suspicious meat.

I pour the stew back into the machine.

Originally posted by RichardL

I pour the stew back into the machine.

Out comes a recipt that reads: No refund avalible for this item

I insert my old college text books . . .

You insert your old college text books get get 20 cents from the machine (its outrageous at the prices college book stores offer when you sell them back your books :shk: )

I insert my Ti 83 plus calculator into the machine

You insert your Ti 83 plus calculator into the machine, and out comes a slip of paper that reads:

X= 24 E 32

So I insert an eraser. . .

You insert an eraser into the machine and you get it back but only shredded up and put into a nice perfect line for sniffing.

I insert a cigarette butt into the machine...

Originally posted by 1Crisis

I insert a cigarette butt into the machine...

And out comes "The Cigarette Smoking Man" (Bill Davis), and a pack of "Morley's"

I insert said CSM....

Originally posted by Mechanic 32

I insert said CSM....

And out comes an Orange advertisment sign for quitting smoking.

I insert my old copy of "Dreamcatcher" book by Stephen King....

Originally posted by 1Crisis
I insert my old copy of "Dreamcatcher" book by Stephen King....

And out comes "John Lears theory regarding the Soul Collector"

I insert this post...


edit = misquote


[edit on 12/9/2006 by Mechanic 32]

Originally posted by Mechanic 32

I insert this post...

[edit on 12/9/2006 by Mechanic 32]

and out comes a huge mess which sends you running for a mop!

I quickly insert all of the from my E-Mail. . .

The machine quickly dumps 500 tins of on top of you...

I put in my right arm...

[edit on 11-12-2006 by chris01621]

Originally posted by chris01621
I put in my right arm...

And out comes a stump. Didn't they ever tell you not to reach into vending machines?


I put in a half-dead Fir Tree. (kind of dry in my apt, and the xmas tree is dying)

[edit on 12/24/2006 by Mechanic 32]

And out pops an aluminum tree, right out of a box.

I put in my christmas presents for this year.

Originally posted by Rasobasi420
I put in my christmas presents for this year.

And out pops your credit card bill.

I insert a half loaf of bread.

[edit on 12/24/2006 by Mechanic 32]

For half a loaf of bread, a big comical gloved hand pops out, slaps you, gives you the finger and then a deep voice says "Go see the homeless to give your unwanted food to"

I put a dust cloth into the machine...

Originally posted by chris01621

I put a dust cloth into the machine...

And it comes out used...............as a handkerchief. ewwwwww!


I put in six empty beer bottles

You put in six empty beer bottles... and out comes 6 bottle caps


I put in my ipod into the machine...

Originally posted by balon0

I put in my ipod into the machine...

And out come a collection of scratched up disco records from the 70's and 80's.

(not a good trade, btw)

I put in my computer mouse (it's starting to do strange things, needs replacing)

Originally posted by Mechanic 32

I put in my computer mouse (it's starting to do strange things, needs replacing)

Out comes a really loud eletronic squeak! (mouse, squeak, get it? )

I put in all the Junk mail from last Firday. . .

[edit on 25-12-2006 by Ghost01]

Originally posted by Ghost01
I put in all the Junk mail from last Firday. . .

And it comes back marked: "RETURN TO SENDER".


I put in all the pine needles I picked up from on my carpet.

[edit on 12/25/2006 by Mechanic 32]

You put in the pine needles I picked up from on your carpet and out comes a x mas tree!!


I put in a dust bunny from under my bed.