Magical Soda Machine Game!

You manage to insert your corpse into the machine, and you get... an Ipod?

I insert some soap bubbles and a half eaten carrot.

You put in soap bubbles and half a carrot, and out comes Micheal Jackson's monkey Bubbles eating the rest of the carrot...

I put my head in the machine to have a look at were all this stuff is going and coming from...

You put your head in the machine to see what is what and out pops Carl Rove wearing a wizard robe, hat and wand saying "Does it really suprise you?".


I put casnio tokens into the magic vending machine....

You put casnio tokens into the magic vending machine.
Suprisingly, It pays out! Unfortunatly, not as much as you put in. To regain your losses, you put the tokens back in. You win nothing more.
Out pops a Security Guard to escort you out of the building!


Let's see what I have 'won' so far...

Originally posted by TranscendentalHocusPocus
A tie-dye t-shirt.

Originally posted by Ghost01
Richard Nixon's ghost

Originally posted by spurri
a moderate sized black hole.

and

Originally posted by chris01621
Micheal Jackson's monkey Bubbles

Hmmm...
I Insert all of the above!

Originally posted by Gear

Originally posted by TranscendentalHocusPocus
A tie-dye t-shirt.

Originally posted by Ghost01
Richard Nixon's ghost

Originally posted by spurri
a moderate sized black hole.

and

Originally posted by chris01621
Micheal Jackson's monkey Bubbles

Hmmm...

you Insert all of the above and get sucked in by a black hole and come out at the other end where everyone is exact copies of yourself.

I insert an X-Files dvd

Originally posted by reaper2

I insert an X-Files dvd

And out pop two FBI agents chasing a Flying Saucer!

I insert the Flying Saucer. . .

Tim

You insert the flying saucer and out comes Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones!

I insert a grilled cheese sandwich...

You insert a grilled cheese sandwich and out pops bowl of tomato soup.

I put Carl Rove back into the machine....

You put Karl Rove into the machine and out pops Mr President George W. Bush with a confused stare

I insert 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pesos into the machine

For the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pesos you inserted, you got a mariachi band, but the only song they can play is "la cucaracha".

I inserted 10 half-dollar pancakes with maple syrup.

You insert 10 half-dollar pancakes with maple syrup into the magical vending machine.... and out comes a Bose stereo system!

I insert my copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas into the magical vending machine.

You insert a copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas into the magical vending machine and out come two big black SUVs with government agents surrounding you.

I pulled out a hand gun and put a bullet into the magical vending machine.

You put a bullet in the machine and out pop 2 police officers to ask you lots of questions and take up your time!!!

I take pepper spray from one of the officers belts and put that in...

It takes a while for the machine to give you something so you decide to take a peek inside the slot and... you get sprayed in the eyes with pepperspray

I insert my pez candy dispenser

You put in a pez dispenser, the top of the machine opens up a spits a giant pez out for you to enjoy...

After I washed my eyes out with some eye cleaner, I put the eye cleaner into the machine (I must say my eyes are feeling alot better now but the swelling hasn't gone down yet)...

Angelina Jolie pops out and kisses your boo boo

I insert a half eaten pop tart into the machine

For your half eaten pop tart, you get half a horse...



I insert a box of paxo stuffing...

You insterted a box of paxo stuffing.... and out pops a turkey!

I insert $725782978258927598258 and 58 cents into the machine

You insert $725782978258927598258 and 58 cents into the machine, and out comes a can of

I insert a chicken egg into the vending machine...

It cracks the egg for you and you get an eggy mess on your fingers...

I insert a giant diamond...