Magical Soda Machine Game!, page 37

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Ghost01
. . . and you get a scarf and a pair of mittens

I put in a fire log to warm things up a bit. . .

And everything burns to the ground before the firefighters show up.

I put in the snow and ice from chicago...

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 07:15 AM

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You get a mental image of 23 penguins sitting around a very complicated looking device with a large antenna rubbing their (what, flippers, hands?) together and saying, "Excellent, all is going according to plan..."

I put in a harpoon gun

whatukno

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 10:11 AM

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and a white whale attacks you!

I put in a bald eagle...

shooterbrody

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:03 PM

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and out pops a copy of the constitution

I put in newsweek magazine

Xeros

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:21 PM

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Out pops Bill O'Reilly with a falafel and a pervy grin.

I put a toenail into the machine.

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sylvrshadow

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:23 PM

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You put in a toenail in and a hunk of brie cheese comes out..

I put a naked mole rat in the machine. (He was happy to go in!

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shooterbrody

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:25 PM

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out pops a freshly cloned anna nicole

I put in a charmes blow pop wrapper

sylvrshadow

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:27 PM

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... and out pops the Hoo Owl telling you how many licks it took to get to the gum center...

I put in vinegar... (2 cups )

shooterbrody

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:45 PM

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out pops a 10 dozen very colourful easter eggs

I put in a bottle of excedrin

sylvrshadow

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:52 PM

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... out pops an ipod shuffle with headache remedy meditation tracks.

I put in a 4 x 6 piece of carpet....

shooterbrody

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 02:09 PM

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and out pops aladin and flys away on the carpet

I put in a bottle of Emeril's home style marinara sauce

whatukno

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 07:38 PM

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and the machine goes BAM and pops out lasagna

I put in my 89 Pontiac Safari.

sylvrshadow

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 09:46 PM

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... and a man dressed in safari gear and a rifle pops out and asks for a ride...

I put in a hippo wearing a satin red thong....

shizzle5150

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 12:10 AM

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You get Steve irwin's ghost sayin' Crikey! Have a look at this beauty.

I put in a trashcan full of spent miller highlife cans that have been next to my computer desk for way to long.

Cito

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 02:48 AM

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out pops a battlemech made of recycled miller highlife cans that terrorizes the town.

I toss in a 6 foot 2x4 with rusty nails in it.

whatukno

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 05:23 AM

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and you get the simpsons ailens warning you of boards of mass distruction!

I put in sophicles.(SP?)

shooterbrody

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 09:37 AM

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out pops martin van buren

i put in a heart shaped box

Xeros

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 04:57 PM

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out comes a pacemaker

I put a cakaroach in

shizzle5150

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 05:37 PM

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The next thing you know you have roaches everywhere and the machine is none too happy.

I put in some D.D.T. (yea the stuff that makes birdshells thin and all that but kills anything)

whatukno

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 05:38 PM

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and the machine spits out a 1,000,000 fine for your use of a controlled chemical improperly

I put in Archduke Ferdinand.