Magical Soda Machine Game!

and you get a ticket that states: "free training session with Joe under a friday night light on any given sunday."




I put in Plato

[edit on 11-2-2007 by Selmer2]

and you get a puppy named pluto in return


I put in blacksploitation films........

The machine slaps you down hoe!



I put in Propaganda films like Blackhawk Down

And the machine whirls and flashes "Your our 100th visitor - click here for your free prize" (a round the world trip to Somalia, the Persian gulf, Afganistan with no return)

I put in a prozac pill

the machine sure does get its fill of drugs around here...

It gives you ExTenze.
(see late night infomercials)


I put in Muskogee, OK.
(speaking of hell holes...)

and you get the recording of Hell!


I put in Bachs ovature no 9

and out pops a fifth, and some Beethoven.









I put in my smelly sneakers...

and out slides some Dr Sholes insoles for em....


I put in the dread I have for going to work everyday....

and out pop the locks, to give you dreadlocks...









I put in another day off of work.... (can you put that into a machine? I guess so, it's magical...)

[edit on 2/12/2007 by Mechanic 32]

[edit on 2/12/2007 by Mechanic 32]

And out pops my complete jelousy for your lack of working...


I put in the dreadlocks (they just don't fly with the tie.)

and out pops Ziggy Marley.









I put Ziggy Marley's CD's into the machine...

and the machine slaps you and gives you a vanilla ice CD


I put in Win 250,000 Points: What Are the Top-5 9/11 Conspiracies?thread

Edit: to fix spelling and to show that it was the top 5 conspiracies not conspiracy theories. :

[edit on 13-2-2007 by whatukno]

and you only get in return the top 5 conspiracy theories, not TOP 5 CONSPIRACIES. I thought I should point that out somewhere, lol.
If you get back the top 5 conspiracies, that would be 5 steps closer in full disclosure of what the Gubment knew about it before hand.





I put in a long winded response to a simple request...






[edit on 2/13/2007 by Mechanic 32]

and you get an edit to the post above yours to show that I was right about the name of the aforementioned thread :


I put in my contempt for the IRS......

and you get a note of agreement from the machine in return.

*I know you were right about the title, I am questioning the thread title in itself*
*No conspiracies have been proven yet, they are all still only theories, unless I have missed some big news headlines somewhere.*




I put in my clarification

and you get The Onion


I put a hearty belly laugh

and for that the machine gives you lint in your belly button.







I put in the wind.

*It's windy outside here. *

And you get a long winded politician from Chicago.

I put in the huge conch (SP) I found on the beach today.

and the machine gets a turn to speak.


I put in "Piggy"
(from the Lord of the Flies.)

And you get Miss Piggy from the Muppets...


I put in The winter of discontent....