Magical Soda Machine Game!, page 14

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:36 AM

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The machine throws poo at you.

I put in an old rotory phone.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:40 AM

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and out pops a shiny new cellphone with touch screen.

I put in a Beta Max VCR.

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 04:44 AM

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and the machine spits out a Duel disc DVD recorder.

I put in the Ebola Virus.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:14 AM

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and you get nothing back. The machine died a horrible death.

*resurrection* *machine is now born again*

I put in my health care plan *just in case*

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:21 AM

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The machine laughs uncontrollably for about 15 minutes, then gives you a self tapping screw.

I put in "Monopoly"

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:24 AM

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and you get back a package from "Microsoft"

I put in an apple.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:27 AM

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the machine rumbles for a minute, pauses, and you get an apple core.

I put in "Connect Four"

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:30 AM

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And you get back a link to my version of that game:

host-a.net...

I put in 1000 jellybeans.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:32 AM

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you get back 3 "magic" beans.

I put in a DVD of "The Backyardigans"

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:34 AM

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and you get back a coaster for you drinks.

I put in a blank CD.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:38 AM

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you get back an All 80's dance mix tape.
(blue monday, yeah!)

I put in a bent spoon

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:41 AM

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then the machine realises that there is no spoon! *welcome to the matrix*

I put in a spork I found laying next to the machine.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:29 PM

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You get a coney dog from Tastee Freeze.
(Like you don't know what Tastee Freeze is...)

I give the machine my opinion on Income Tax.

:bnghd:

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:32 PM

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and you get back an Income Tax Refund of *drumroll here.....*

$0.

I put in the dark matter theme, since it will be reworked soon anyway.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:33 PM

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You get a bunch of complaints about the theme from whiny little punks who can't adapt...

I put in a copy of "SEX" by Madonna

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:36 PM

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and you get back " *un* like a virgin "

I put in anything by Michael Jackson.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:38 PM

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AND THE MACHINE ROCKS IT!!! MJ RULES!
(you also get several tastless jokes about children)

I put in Dick Cheney

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:41 PM

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Who is promptly taken off to a Federal Penitentiary!

I put in GWB, as well.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:44 PM

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CORRECTION: You TRIED to give GWB, but even the machine wouldn't take that...

I give the machine a cat.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:47 PM

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and out comes running a half dozen mice who had made the machine their home.

I put in a Pit Bull, to chase the cat away.