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Magical Soda Machine Game!

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posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:36 AM
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The machine throws poo at you.

I put in an old rotory phone.




posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:40 AM
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and out pops a shiny new cellphone with touch screen.







I put in a Beta Max VCR.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 04:44 AM
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and the machine spits out a Duel disc DVD recorder.

I put in the Ebola Virus.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:14 AM
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and you get nothing back. The machine died a horrible death.





*resurrection* *machine is now born again*

I put in my health care plan *just in case*



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:21 AM
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The machine laughs uncontrollably for about 15 minutes, then gives you a self tapping screw.

I put in "Monopoly"



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:24 AM
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and you get back a package from "Microsoft"




I put in an apple.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:27 AM
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the machine rumbles for a minute, pauses, and you get an apple core.

I put in "Connect Four"



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:30 AM
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And you get back a link to my version of that game:

host-a.net...



I put in 1000 jellybeans.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:32 AM
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you get back 3 "magic" beans.

I put in a DVD of "The Backyardigans"



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:34 AM
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and you get back a coaster for you drinks.


I put in a blank CD.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:38 AM
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you get back an All 80's dance mix tape.
(blue monday, yeah!)

I put in a bent spoon



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 11:41 AM
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then the machine realises that there is no spoon! *welcome to the matrix*




I put in a spork I found laying next to the machine.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:29 PM
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You get a coney dog from Tastee Freeze.
(Like you don't know what Tastee Freeze is...)

I give the machine my opinion on Income Tax.
:bnghd:



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:32 PM
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and you get back an Income Tax Refund of *drumroll here.....*

$0.





I put in the dark matter theme, since it will be reworked soon anyway.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:33 PM
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You get a bunch of complaints about the theme from whiny little punks who can't adapt...

I put in a copy of "SEX" by Madonna



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:36 PM
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and you get back " *un* like a virgin "



I put in anything by Michael Jackson.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:38 PM
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AND THE MACHINE ROCKS IT!!! MJ RULES!
(you also get several tastless jokes about children)

I put in Dick Cheney



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:41 PM
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Who is promptly taken off to a Federal Penitentiary!


I put in GWB, as well.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:44 PM
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CORRECTION: You TRIED to give GWB, but even the machine wouldn't take that...

I give the machine a cat.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:47 PM
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and out comes running a half dozen mice who had made the machine their home.




I put in a Pit Bull, to chase the cat away.



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