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The Perfect Way To Debate!!!!!

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posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 02:33 PM
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So, I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin' With all of this election stuff, everyone is talkin' about debates, and debatin' and stuff. I hear, "He wasn't prepared for this debate", or, "What a great debater".
So those high fallutin' politicians aren't prepared sometimes? Hmmmmm........
So I says to myself, Self, what is the perfect way to debate?
Hmmmm.........
C'mon brain, do your thing. So I'm imaginin' a debate somewhere.......

Moderator: Mr. Opponent, the floor is yours.

Opponent: I would like to start by thanking you for moderating. I want to thank our this wonderful facility for hosting us. And I know the my opponent will join me in welcoming all of the world to this debate. I am very much aware of the importance of this debate. The entire worlds population will be effected by the outcome. My team and I have focused solely on this issue, and have come up with the obvious solution. I will outline the problem, the solution, as well as a step by step process for instituting this solution.

Moderator: Mr. Thinkin' Guy, the floor is yours.

Me: YOU SUUUUCK!

Moderator: Mr. Opponent, the floor is yours.

Opponent: Ummm, I have done years of research, and will present to the global stage not only the most effective way of implemantation, but also the most cost effective way of doing the same. Your views do not reflect any of this.

Moderator: Mr. Thinkin' Guy, the floor is yours.

Me: Well at least I don't SUCK!

Moderator: Mr. Opponent, the floor is yours.

Opponent: Ummmm, uhhhh, I uhh.........

Me: ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

Opponent: Ummmm, whoa, hold on......

Me: USA! USA! USA!

Opponent: I uhhh, wait, what about the rest of the world........

Me: NUKES! YOU SUUUCK!

Opponent: Uhhhh, ummm I ah.........

Me: YOU'RE A LOOOOSAH!

Opponent: I uhhhh, I don't know.....ummmmm.....

Me: I WIN! I WIN!

Ohhh man that is some really good thinkin'! I would be such a good debater and stuff!




posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 10:58 AM
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They are some real good tactics, that strategy could not be beaten.
If you went up for president you would win hands down and Bush will be forgotten,
I cant wait to see you running your country, life would be bliss...



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