My mother was Church of England and quite devout, whereas my father came from a Methodist family, but didn't believe a word of it. 25 years in the
British Army cemented his views.
Myself and my siblings never had religion forced on us, we weren't even christened. My parents said it was out choice.
Guess what I chose?
I suppose you could call me Atheist, as I do not practice any religion. Religion is a tool for control anyway.
"God" can kiss my hairy white arse if he thinks I am going into a cold, damp church to listen to some old bloke drivel on about rehashed and
unoriginal stories lifted from other religions. Yes indeed, the bible is not the word of God, but plagiarism of the highest form!
If there is a God, then I'll deal with that when the time arises. I'd have a few things to say to him as well, as he has seriously bodged up
something somewhere and personally, if he was so bloody omnipotent and perfect, he could have done a better job.
If it was his intention to create such a hellhole to stick his children, then he isn't worth the time of day and I will direct him to said hairy arse
cheeks, before swanning off out of the Pearly Gates to have my own fun.
If he banishes me to hell, then so what? firstly, I am dead, so what's the worse that can happen anyway. Secondly, if it's full of sinners, people
who enjoy sinning and run by a fallen Angel who is the chief sinner, then it sounds rather fun.....
If not, then what do I lose? I have certain beliefs, but nothing that would come under the definiton of religion.