posted on Nov, 8 2006 @ 05:45 AM
I am woken every morning, not by beautiful kisses or the soft sunlight, but by the Mexican Hat Dance...
Every morning, and I mean every morning, a car drives past my room or pulls up to work (I can't figure out where it comes from) and beeps there
novelty horn that is the mexican hat dance. It goes of 5 times. How inconsiderate is it, some people in the area could work night shifts and be trying
to get some sleep, but this guys horn takes priority. I hope he enjoys beepin it because if I ever see who does it I'll punch my hand through the
bonnet, rip out the horn, and shove it down his throat.
I hereby decree that in my land there wil be no novelty horns. After thought I've decided that they are dangerous anyway, they should be banned for
health and safety and sleep reasons.
I'd also ban the horns on trains... as they stop me sleeping; when I first moved into this room I thought there was an earthquake, but no, it's the
train going past. And I'd ban planes, because there bad for the environment and as I live under a flight path the sound of them flying is grating.
Before I finish, another thing that's annoyed me in my local area, people walking down the street! I move to the inside of the pavement so old people
and women don't have to walk next to the road, but the people purposefully or obliviously walk straight at me. Yesterday, two women and there
children are walking towards me, I see that their looking at me so I move right over, one foot on the kerb, to give them room to walk past. Do they
stop hogging the whole pavement, NO! They were walking the wrong way as well, with the traffic rather than against it.
I also decree that in my land it wil be an offence to walk with the traffic and pavements will have lanes to stop people hogging them.
Horns and incosiderate pavement hoggers, you are hereby