posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 04:26 AM
LOL is your name Chris??? Wow you sound like someone I used to be pals with! I'll share some stories that come to mind.
-I go to visit one of my buddies at college. We are pre-gaming at different dorms and houses and then hit the bars. I'm(was) a huge fan of
vodka-redbulls. 15 or so later at 7.50 a pop i'm completely Tucker Max Drunk and so are my buds. We are chatting up some attractive ladies. I
decide I have to pee very badly. I run to the bathroom. I leave the bathroom, and hear on the loudspeaker "Vodka Redbulls now 2 dollars!" and
proceed to punch the wall yelling obscenaties until my friend grabbed me and off we went to another part of the bar. That got some looks! I probably
had 7, but I will never ever ever drink that again.
-In highschool on the train one of my buddies used to go up to strangers and pretend like he was interviewing them like a gameshow host with an
invisible microphone. This got hysterical laughs from about 80% of the audience. However, this one time this stiff in a suit got extremely angry and
screamed, "Hey Kid!! I got two words for you; SHOCK... THERAPY." My friend immediately replies back, "Hey, I got two words for you! MASTER...
BATE!" I think that ended with train security getting a tad angry.
-One of my friends is a Military cop. A little bit before he had to leave for Iraq, some of his buddies and me decided we were going to get hammered
and then take him to a strip club. My friend knows a ton of extremely good looking girls and two were dying to go (why two seemingly classy girls
would want to go to this place I have no idea). I go to the bar to get a drink and am already feeling like I need to take a shower. This really
attractive girl that works there approaches me and says, "Hi my name is bla bla bla, bla bla bla, bla bla bla, who is that girl you've been talking
to? She's gorgeous." Now bear in mind, i'm completely drunk and in sort of a foul mood because A, this place is cool for obvious reasons but i'm
sketched out being here. B, i'm upset my buddy has to go off to war. I immediately reply, "Oh that's my friend blabla, you know, she was making a
joke about working here- she'd probably make a good hooker." Apparently there is a difference between "hooker" and "exotic dancer"- too bad I
was too drunk to realize the difference. Before I realized what I had just said, this girl looked like she was about to slap me. She complained to
the owner saying I was a jerk, but the owner came up to me and said, "i'm pretending i'm angry with you because she's looking- no problem."
-(unfortuantely I won't be specific here) Racing 2 80g cars on the highway (I was sitting passenger) with mild traffic with an average speed of
around 100-110. I can't be specific, but the cars were both highly upgraded sport models from different companies that are somewhat rivals and are
both produced in the same country. When I was actually able to see the faces of the people in the cars, the expressions we're priceless. You don't
see a sight like that very often. It could have been very bad for us all, but we all got away fine taking different exits on the highway. The race
lasted about 15 minutes total, and was arguably the most adrenaline fueld experience of my life. This is why you don't let your friends drive that
have track racing licenses or experience lol.
[edit on 10-11-2006 by jaguarmike]