Your Obituary....

It seems a bit selfish and sad to leave to those in distress at your passing, to have to put together the final words on your life. Save them the trouble. Take this opportunity to write what it is you would like to hear when your mortal coil has been loosed and you are no longer a part of this world.

I'm still composing mine but will post it in this thread soon.

What would the final words of your life say? What accomplishments would you herold and what sadness would you profess?

If you could write your own obituary, what would you say?

It's morbid, I know. But it could be fun as well.

He Lived Life to the Fullest and enjoyed every GD miniute of it.

[edit on 7-11-2006 by greywolf1]

All his life he kicked ass....He would kick yours too....if he were still alive that is.

Who turned out the lights?!

Dad, I was everything you hated. A long haired, pot smokin', beer drinkin', band singin', computer usin' bastaad.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaaah - I had more fun than you!

Here lies Drew.

Always the good student. Always the talented artist and musician.
He loved his Katey very, very much. She was his Baby Bee.
We don't know why he decided to eat fried SPAM until he died.
What an Unrealised Man he was.

On my headstone I should like it to read ..............

No use looking here, I got BBQ'd

[edit on 8/11/06 by NiteNite]

Mine would say:

"Maybe now I can finally get some Sleep!"

I know that this thread is "all in fun" and I don't want to put a damper on it. I'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade. Life is so fragile, any of us could be gone in the next moment.

My baby sister and I wrote both our parents' obits in Febuary of this year. We also collaborated on their picture (memories) DVDs. I think it is very catharic for those of us left behind, to have to go through the process of deciding what your life was really all about. Rather than write your own obit, how about living it Then there will be no question for those you leave behind.

Here lies a horrid, decaying and maggot ridden corpse.

But guess what?

It's a damn good looking corpse!



Okay, that was crap wasn't it? I'll think of another one.















Maybe I can' then.

:shk: Yall best know the power of words. You may not think that your words influence the world around you, but I do. Watch it.

" I TOLD you i was SICK!!!!!"

Originally posted by dgtempe
" I TOLD you i was SICK!!!!!"

That is so funny to look at. All in good humor I think i'd quite like something like this:

"Yay! I'm Dead"

Always look on the bright side.

I'd like my gravestone to have a mechanical hand that would pop out of the ground every time someone steps on my grave. I'd also like to have some hidden speakers play the words "THE BELL TOLLS FOR YOU!" every time the mechanical hand came out.

My epitaph would read something like this:

Beloved father, husband, and son.

A prankster and joker to the very end.

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you wake in the morning hush,
I am the swift, uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
(Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die!)

I started this thread and yet I have trouble contributing. I suppose my epitathe would go something along the lines:

"On the day of his death, more people celebrated the fact that he had lived, than people that celebrated the fact that he had died."

This is actually a tough call for me.....

[edit on 17-11-2006 by mrwupy]

"I'll be BACK!!!"

I'vew never thought about it honestly, I suppose since I have
no intention on dieing, it's never come up.


If I were to die, I would do so somewhere where no onen
would know I'd die, I would've just dissapeared.

Lys left us today, he was beloved by not really anyone.
dispised by a few.

and he shall be buried face first, 3 feet deep, like a dead midget.



lys^

Mrwupy nd Voidmaster very nice.

i have thought about this (weird).

Celebrate her life of love and adventure, for she does not die and leave you all.
She is in your heart begging for you to be free to explore and live life like it is your last day.
For she is in the air that keep you alive, she will never leave the one she loves

Oni x x

I could always tell you the difference in a U25B and a U28B locomotive. I would always lend a hand to people that needed it. I could always tell you when a good football game was going to be on the television. I could also tell the best people from the worst people.

I lived every day as if it were my last day here on God's green Earth. My soul will never leave your heart. I will always be in your thoughts and prayers at nite. Yes, you will cry over me and I expect that. You will never forget me, and I shall never forget you.


This was my life on Earth.

[edit on 11/13/2006 by gimmefootball400]