Having just returned from her daily constitutional, Sasha found a rather ominous flyer in her mailbox, which, incidentally, has a sticker on it saying
'No Flyers or Junk Mail' , binding by municipal law - in an attempt to cut down on waste. The flyer reads:
"Prepare to Meet Your God"
Amos 4:12b
It goes on to describe the necessity of having a pre-paid funeral:
"These days when I listen to the radio I often hear commercials by funeral homes. Plan your funeral now. Make it easier on your family. During a
difficult time for them it will ease their burden if you have already planned your funeral. Another commercial advertises the will kit.
With the threat of terrorist attacks and wars there is much emphasis on death these days. NO ONE knows for sure when death will come. We plan for
vacations, our children's education, our retirement, and now, even our funerals. But what about ETERNITY! Where will you be AFTER death?"
Feeling more than a little annoyed at this obvious attempt to manipulate her fears of death, and a little suspicious that her nieghbour the former SOA
sabatoeur may have left it as a gift, she decided to phone the pastor listed on the back of the flyer. Once it was established the Grace Baptist
Fellowship had indeed sent out the missive and Pastor was on the line she said,
"I'm a little annoyed at the tone of this flyer."
The good christian's response - Click, dial tone.
[edit on 5-12-2006 by clearwater]