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posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 05:28 PM
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cigarettes + coffee + cheese + eggs + bacon + breath = very funny tasting and smelling.




posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 05:30 PM
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Friends don't let friends vote democrat.



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 05:32 PM
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes straight through the bone!

[edit on 10-11-2006 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 06:11 PM
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is it safe to say we change each and every moment by every bit of information we recieve..
i.e. I actually feel more informed about hearing Excitable_Boy say his wife wants him upstairs.. lol

now I know he has a wife.. and it has changed my outlook and opinion about him, in a non-substantial way, but in a way none-the-less..(althought Excitable_Boy editted his post) lol



a good quote

“Reality is that part of the imagination we all agree on”



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 11:39 PM
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If you cut off the end of your finger on the band saw; it well never grow back, no matter how much you want it to. Prayer won't even help.

[edit on 10-11-2006 by whaaa]



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 11:47 PM
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New Jersey people dont like rednecks, which is why I need to move.



posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 12:57 AM
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Never start a wood working project hammered on tequila and cough syrup.



posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 01:38 AM
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The strongest animal in the world is the rhinoceros beetle.

check it out



posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 07:49 AM
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Originally posted by whaaa
If you cut off the end of your finger on the band saw; it well never grow back, no matter how much you want it to. Prayer won't even help.

[edit on 10-11-2006 by whaaa]


Originally posted by whaaa
Never start a wood working project hammered on tequila and cough syrup.

Ouch! whaaa, you sound like you needed the drunk-safe saw.

www.sawstop.com... (video)



posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 08:05 AM
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If you quarter 3 limes, boil them for 5 minutes in order to extract the oil from the skin, let cool and drink, it will knock out most bad colds and in some instances, alleviate the body aches from flu, even though it tastes like stomach bile.



posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 09:40 AM
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Thanks for the thought UFIA......im fine.........


Never let your friends' kids' use your tools.



posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 09:45 AM
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New Jersey people dont like rednecks, which is why I need to move.



Hey Reaper...great avatar!

Best role Val Kilmer ever played...Doc Holliday in Tombstone!!



posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 04:19 PM
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Boogers are salty!




posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 06:29 PM
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All Japanese words end in a vowel or N.



posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 08:21 AM
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The Chinese have a lot of Chins.

[edit on 12-11-2006 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 11:34 AM
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William Shakespear had 3 brothers, Gilbert, Richard and Edmund.



posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 12:34 PM
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Rosita, the only Hispanic Muppet on Sesame Street, is actually a fruit bat.

In 1985, Snuffeupagus ceased to be a creature only Big Bird can see. The reason? Concerns that adults not believing Big Bird about Snuffy would lead to children being afraid to speak out about sexual abuse.

Baby Bear is Jewish.

The Count’s laugh after counting each number was discontinued over concerns of it frightening children.

The Count is nearly two million years old.

All absolutely true.



posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 12:46 PM
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Everything we experience in all our senses are just different atoms,and different frequencies interacting:we are all finely tuned,frequency sensitive beings.



posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 01:06 PM
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darn Duzey! Ya beat me to it.
Also you can remove blood stains by a much shorter soaking time in H202 (hydrogen peroxide) which is easier to come by than raccoon urine.
Thanks ZZ for the useful champagne tip. All this time I've been needlessly drinking the whole bottle. What was I thinking? lol



posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 01:23 PM
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AB- is the rarest blood type.



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