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posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 12:29 PM
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Intractable dogma and ideology is a mental illness.




posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 05:30 AM
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whiskey and hot dogs don't mix



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 11:34 AM
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Sam Cooke of r and b fame, was shot and beaten to death in a hotel lobby by Bertha Lee Franklin. Best be nice to the ladies.



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 11:37 AM
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47.289328% of all statistics are made up on the spot.



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 12:12 AM
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Eating hard boiled eggs and drinking beer makes the air smelly.

[edit on 6-3-2007 by MooneyBravo]



posted on Mar, 8 2007 @ 02:02 PM
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The shorter a jackrabbits ears, the colder the climate he/she lives in.

I surmise the converse is true; but my research has just begun.



posted on Mar, 10 2007 @ 05:34 AM
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Thomas Jefferson said this:

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

This is one of a thousand reasons why the second amendment pertains to ordinary citizens and illustrates why democrats are wrong in their unconstitutional stance.



posted on Mar, 10 2007 @ 07:12 PM
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if you're not looking how can you know what you hear?



posted on Mar, 11 2007 @ 02:49 PM
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For those awkward moments during conversation, throw this out there.


A ping pong ball weighs more than a hummingbird nest!!!!!!!



posted on Mar, 11 2007 @ 09:34 PM
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This one really grabbed me!!

"The more you speak of yourself, the more you are likely to lie"



Zimmerman



posted on Mar, 13 2007 @ 09:18 AM
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Found this out last night,

Nyquil and beer realy go well together............(I have the Flu)



posted on Mar, 13 2007 @ 12:18 PM
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Suffer from allergies
Get yourself a Neti Pot, read the instructions and use it.
You can thank me later.



posted on Mar, 13 2007 @ 01:54 PM
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Originally posted by MooneyBravo
Eating hard boiled eggs and drinking beer makes the air smelly.

[edit on 6-3-2007 by MooneyBravo]


LOL.

Attention is the cognitive process of selectively concentrating on one thing while ignoring other things.



posted on Mar, 14 2007 @ 09:30 AM
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Of the people that make over $ l,ooo,000 a year, 14% of them skip breakfast.



posted on Mar, 14 2007 @ 12:23 PM
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Scientists have identified only 4,000 different viruses, a fraction of the estimated 400,000 believed to exist on Earth.



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 02:29 PM
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The reason why women's blouses button differently is because Most women carry their babies on their left arm thus making the right breast available for nursing when unbuttoning said blouse.



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 03:28 PM
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Its true...

I tried.

[edit on 16-3-2007 by LostSailor]



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 03:36 PM
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Originally posted by LostSailor
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.


...unless you're Rosie O'Donnell, in which case it would take about a week and a half.



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 11:32 PM
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The underwater mating song of the toadfish is so loud that sometimes it can be heard by humans on the shore.



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 11:47 PM
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all religions originated in Babylon.





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