Teach us something in One Sentence

Aluminum foil doesn't taste good; especially if you have metal fillings.

:crunch: :crunch:

HOW to UNLOCK Mechanic OUT of his padded cell!

1) Request a weekend pass!
2) Try sleeping at 4:00 AM EST
3) Alert security of a ifre in da cell.
4) Gain immunity.
5) Add to the lunch menu!

Starting a thread titled "Teach us something in One Sentence" is a good way to accrue alot of BTS points.

Teach us something in One Sentence

I am going to sleep; I'm tired.

ZZZzzz ZZZzzz

Originally posted by Mechanic 32

Teach us something in One Sentence

I am going to sleep; I'm tired.

ZZZzzz ZZZzzz

Whhaahhh...right when I was having FUN...poutzzz..

Ok HOW to keep mechanic AWAKE to keep me amuzed.....lemme think...oops I smell smoke from my brain cells.

This was the address for the first ever web page,which no longer exists...

nxoc01.cern.ch...

A Kangaroo can leap over obsticles up to 3m (10ft) high.

The post above the above post is true.

Firefox can't find the server at nxoc01.cern.ch.

**darn you gps, you messed me up.

[edit on 2/25/2007 by Mechanic 32]

Originally posted by Mechanic 32



**darn you gps, you messed me up.

hehe

A Red Kangaroo when standing can grow as tall as 9 feet!

We have no indiginous kangaroos in Chicago.

Mech


It was said at Australia Zoo (Steve Irwin's) the shutting power of the jaws of a crocodile is equal to that of the brakes in psi of a jumbo jet.

Wet dogs don't smell too good when they come inside from out in the rain.

Three year olds make realy effective alarm clocks...

Originally posted by whatukno
Three year olds make realy effective alarm clocks...

I hate it when that happens.

You might manage to escape a gator by running in a zig zag fasion. Thats "might".

The Australian Mary River Turtle can breath through its backside.

www.amonline.net.au...

9/11 was an inside job.

When visiting the zoo, stay well back from the monkey cages.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

911 was not an "inside job!"