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Teach us something in One Sentence

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posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 02:44 AM
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Aluminum foil doesn't taste good; especially if you have metal fillings.


:crunch: :crunch:




posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 03:09 AM
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HOW to UNLOCK Mechanic OUT of his padded cell!

1) Request a weekend pass!
2) Try sleeping at 4:00 AM EST
3) Alert security of a ifre in da cell.
4) Gain immunity.
5) Add
to the lunch menu!




posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 04:04 AM
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Starting a thread titled "Teach us something in One Sentence" is a good way to accrue alot of BTS points.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 04:12 AM
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Teach us something in One Sentence


I am going to sleep; I'm tired.

ZZZzzz ZZZzzz



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 04:18 AM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32

Teach us something in One Sentence


I am going to sleep; I'm tired.

ZZZzzz ZZZzzz


Whhaahhh...right when I was having FUN...poutzzz..

Ok HOW to keep mechanic AWAKE to keep me amuzed.....lemme think...oops I smell smoke from my brain cells.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 04:32 AM
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This was the address for the first ever web page,which no longer exists...

nxoc01.cern.ch...



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 04:43 AM
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A Kangaroo can leap over obsticles up to 3m (10ft) high.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 04:44 AM
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The post above the above post is true.


Firefox can't find the server at nxoc01.cern.ch.



**darn you gps, you messed me up.


[edit on 2/25/2007 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 04:59 AM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32



**darn you gps, you messed me up.





hehe

A Red Kangaroo when standing can grow as tall as 9 feet!



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 05:12 AM
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We have no indiginous kangaroos in Chicago.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 05:53 AM
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Mech


It was said at Australia Zoo (Steve Irwin's) the shutting power of the jaws of a crocodile is equal to that of the brakes in psi of a jumbo jet.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 06:18 AM
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Wet dogs don't smell too good when they come inside from out in the rain.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 06:24 AM
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Three year olds make realy effective alarm clocks...



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 06:36 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
Three year olds make realy effective alarm clocks...


I hate it when that happens.



posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 04:02 PM
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You might manage to escape a gator by running in a zig zag fasion. Thats "might".



posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 05:19 PM
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The Australian Mary River Turtle can breath through its backside.

www.amonline.net.au...



posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 05:45 PM
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9/11 was an inside job.



posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 11:15 PM
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When visiting the zoo, stay well back from the monkey cages.



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 12:13 AM
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 04:13 AM
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911 was not an "inside job!"



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